sometimes he loves everyone in this bar

[TRISTAN]

I am thinking that it might be time to consider another holiday.

[AMELIA, OLIVER & ELEANOR BONES]

My deepest condolences. Charlotte was a valuable and talented Healer here at Mungo's. She shall be missed. And Edgar was an upstanding member of society. The tragic and senseless loss shall truly be felt by all for many years to come.

[PRIVATE]

Yet another reason that I am glad I don't send out holiday cards. I seem to be rapidly running out of family to send them to.

How not troubling at all. But Charlemagne really should have known better.

A friendly reminder from your friendly neighborhood St Mungo's Healers: this time of year it is especially important to remember to take care and keep yourself well-rested, drink plenty of fluids and keep yoursled clean. Little things can go a long way in preventing the spread of illness. Not that I'm not afraid of being busy, but Dragon Pox is not what I had in mind.

I am also extending my sincere condolences to those who have lost those they care about either due to injury, illness or the inquiries of those in the law. Perhaps the holidays will bring you exactly what you wish for.

This weekend has confirmed for me once again that certain costumes are more productive than others. Very good to know.

It's only noon and I've already seen an upswing in the amount of people who decided to get creative with their celebrations. Interesting choices all around.

[WARDED TO LETTIE TRAVERS]

How would you like me to repay you for looking after Tristan? I can think of a variety of ideas, but I felt it would be better to allow you the choice as to how you'd like to be thanked. You did go well above and beyond the call of duty. Though I expected nothing less from you.

Let me know or I'll be forced to get creative.

[WARDED TO TRISTAN SELWYN]

When do you think that you will feel up to going out? Not that I haven't enjoyed this time being a man about town by myself, I have missed the amusement that comes from having a partner in crime.

How terribly sentimental of me. Feel free to ignore that and simply focus on the fact that I did not seduce your sister while you were slowly rotting to death under the weather.

I'm thinking Eastern Block.

[WARDED TO TRISTAN SELWYN]

I have found us the perfect Muggles for the cat shoes. Want to get a drink to discuss it?

[WARDED TO LEO YAXLEY]

Tristan and I have a business proposition to discuss with you.

I believe the biscuits in the break room are getting worse. I was not entirely certain this was possible, but alas I have been proven incorrect. If they're not careful, half the staff is going to end up as patients. Is a little soft macademia and white chocolate too much to ask for?

Belatedly, of course, I would like express my sympathies to the families of those recently departed and to those who have been grieviously harmed. It is a shame that we live in such harsh and undiginified reality.

[WARDED TO TRISTAN SELWYN]

I feel as if we were a lot clever when we were their age. Definitely more worldly and better at not being trampled by horses than this set of new recruits. It'd be almost a shame if it wasn't so funny. I feel that we should come up with some sort of drinking game for every time one of them wards us. What do you think?

And I'm still not going to take that Unbreakable Oath. I'd prefer to not die because your sister has taken a fancy to me. There is nothing cool about that.

[WARDED TO ADELINE SELWYN]

How are you, pet? Tristan told me that there was a bit of a ward mix up. Hope that that hasn't made things too awkward. Lord knows I've accidentally warded the wrong person many a time.

That said. Drinks soon?